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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow

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sometimes math is like

but then it’s like

Pretty sure that’s Kirchoff’s Voltage Law being applied to an electrical circuit and it is, in fact, basic arithmetic? Physics is very different from Mathematics.

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