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canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bastille)

If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into it, cool. If you’re creeping or hating, calm that shit down. You’re doin too much.

(Source: captainjaymerica, via m0rphling)

zojen:

cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out



I don’t get it

that moment when you get it

zojen:

cosmicspaceprince:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I don’t get it

that moment when you get it

(via imaginefallout)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via sierrathealmighty)

how 2 b a good defense lawyer

superduperhighschoolcookie:

step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle

(via whatsacanada)

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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